vaginal mind tricks part 1

the only thing worse than a blog, is a blog that is born from a pitiful introductory post. in this preface, the novice blogger will undoubtedly promise their (nonexistent) readership regular, meaningful content. they will explain how happy they are to be making their digital debut. they will comment on the significance of this blog to their life, personal development, and/or professional pursuits. they will thank you for reading and ask for your continued support. the tone is genuine and sweet, and you honestly hope they will be the one diamond in the enormous blog rough to get a book deal or a screenplay or at least some peace of mind. but then you notice the first and last post was dated february 2, 2004. not only did this joker use up a perfectly good blogspot name, but they toyed with your emotions in the meantime.

this blog, in contrast, offers no promises. it will not help me as a person. it will not help you, dear imaginary reader, become a better person either. you will receive no insights, witty quips, nor up-to-date political commentary. it is just a blog. and who can trust anything with an etymology barely a decade old?