Someone help that baby!

Me watching this thirty second spot:

Ugh.
Really?
I don't want to...
Oh man.
Poor girl.
Yikes.
Oh no.
Wait.
Oh noooo.
Whose baby is that?
Oh my God.
Get away from that child!
Someone help that baby!
Right now! Please help him!!
Isn't there anyone in the studio?!
Can't you see the baby's not moving??!!
I can't even imagine what she's breathing on him.
Liquor?
Weed smoke?
Penis breath?!!?!?!
Oh...wait.
Didn't she have a baby recently?
Ohhhh...that's her baby.
My bad.