Speaking of embarrassing moments in spanish...

This is a video of my favorite meathead at the Latin Billboard awards like ten minutes ago. Poor Vin's accent isn't as bad as Mike's, but its so much more awkward... Don Omar should have coached him better beforehand, I guess.

Mayor Bloomber Hablaring Espanyole

This is precisely why I don't speak Spanish well. When I talk, I hear Mike Bloomberg's painfully anglo voice. Hola. Comb-oh Essstaaaas? Damn you Mike and all your gringo friends unapologetically butchering the language of Cervantes! Damn these lazy tongues that square dance instead of salsa!